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The Caporegimes

The Caporegimes are significant figures to the Organization's foundation, as they each control a sizable portion of the Hamily's active muscle. Ham Mafia soldiers answer to no one but to Ham Mafia Capos or higher. The books for Caporegime rarely open, and usually fall under extreme circumstances. They are handpicked and often require years of commitment to even be considered. Generally, the most loyal and upstanding members of the community are bumped up to Capo after proving their competence. Not only that, but the bar has only risen over the years - as not all Caporegimes retire in good standing. If you are interested in being a Caporegime someday, we wish you luck. End of the day anything's possible, but it won't be easy. If you have what it takes, your reputation will speak for itself. As of June 2024, there have been over 52 Caporegimes to serve the history of the Ham Mafia.

Current Caporegimes:

  • Roosterswrath: Leader of Bucketheads.
  • WallMan: Leader of Wallman's Construction Co.
  • Artyom: Leader of Artyom's Secret Laboratory.
  • Greg: Leader of Greg Gang.
  • BoofyPunch: Leader of Boofy Brigade.
  • Swish: Leader of Party Animals.
  • Sample Text: Leader of Ham Samplers.
  • Jev (Underboss): Leader of The High Table.
  • OrigamiStefan: Leader of Ministry of Propahamda.